Mafia Funeral

Genetics and Strain Type

• Lineage: Garlic Grove 55 × The Menthol
• Type: Balanced Hybrid (~50% Indica / 50% Sativa)
• THC Content: 20–26%
• CBD Content: ~0.1%
• Grade: AAA

Mafia Funeral perfectly balances its indica and sativa characteristics, offering both mental stimulation and physical relaxation. The influence of Garlic Grove 55 brings savory, earthy, and diesel notes, while The Menthol introduces a refreshing coolness and fruity undertone, giving this strain its recognizable and complex aroma.

Terpene Profile

• Dominant Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene
• Aroma: Pungent citrus and menthol notes blended with hints of garlic, diesel, and spice
• Flavor: Bright citrus, pepper, tropical fruit, and menthol with a subtle earthy finish

This terpene blend gives Mafia Funeral its signature layered aroma, where the spiciness of Caryophyllene merges with the bright tones of Limonene and the calming depth of Myrcene. These compounds are also responsible for much of the strain’s relaxing and mood-boosting qualities, making it a favorite among users who enjoy strong, complex flavors with an uplifting edge.

Cannabinoid Content & Effects

• THC: 20–26%
• CBD: ~0.1%

Primary Effects: Euphoria, relaxation, sociability, creativity

Best Use: Evening or late afternoon sessions

Mafia Funeral begins with a fast-acting cerebral rush, promoting creativity and sociability, making it ideal for brainstorming, social gatherings, or relaxed conversations. As the high deepens, the body begins to unwind, delivering gentle waves of relaxation without heavy sedation. Users often describe it as balanced, smooth, and deeply satisfying, with just enough energy to stay engaged before tapering into calm focus.

Common Side Effects: Dry mouth and mild dizziness at higher doses, typical of high-THC hybrids.

Aroma, Flavor, and Uses

• Aroma: Pungent citrus and menthol with earthy garlic and diesel base notes
• Flavor: A refreshing mix of tropical fruit, pepper, and citrus with subtle diesel and spice

Medical / Therapeutic Uses:

Mafia Funeral may provide relief for those dealing with stress, anxiety, depression, chronic pain, or fatigue. Its balanced nature makes it suitable for managing both mental and physical discomfort without overwhelming sedation. Some users also report improved focus and creativity during the initial onset, making it useful for light creative or social activities.

Recreational Uses / Best Settings:

Ideal for relaxed evenings, group smoke sessions, or unwinding after work. Mafia Funeral’s flavor complexity and long-lasting effects make it appealing to seasoned cannabis users looking for something distinct and memorable.

Additional / Cultivation Notes

• Cultivation Type: Feminized strain suitable for novice and experienced growers
• Flowering Time: ~9 weeks
• Yield:

• Indoor: ~450–500g/m²
• Outdoor: ~500g/plant

• Appearance: Dense buds with deep purple hues, bright orange pistils, and a heavy layer of trichomes
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate — responds well to training techniques and controlled humidity

Growers appreciate Mafia Funeral for its resin-rich buds, visually striking colors, and aromatic terpene output. When cultivated under optimal conditions, this strain produces compact, frosty flowers with strong bag appeal and long shelf life.

Price & Stock Status

• Price: ~450 THB per gram
• Stock Status: Availability varies by dispensary; check Phuket and Chalong-based cannabis stores for current listings.
• Category: Premium Hybrid Flower
• Tags: Balanced Hybrid, Garlic Grove, Compound Genetics, Menthol Flavor, THC 26%, Phuket Weed

Conclusion

Mafia Funeral is a balanced hybrid cannabis strain bred by Compound Genetics, combining Garlic Grove 55 and The Menthol for a complex mix of citrus, menthol, garlic, and diesel flavors. With THC levels between 20–26%, it offers an uplifting yet relaxing high ideal for creative and social evening use. Its potent, well-rounded effects make it suitable for both recreational and medicinal users seeking relief from stress or pain. Flowering takes about nine weeks, producing moderate to high yields of dense, frosty buds. Priced around 350–400 THB per gram, Mafia Funeral can be found at select dispensaries across Phuket, where premium hybrid strains are in high demand.