Slapze

Genetics and Strain Type

Parentage / Lineage

• Grease Monkey × Runtz (Exotic Genetix)
• Grease Monkey is itself a cross of Gorilla Glue 4 × Cookies & Cream, bringing in GG4/GSC genetics
• Runtz derives from Gelato × Zkittlez, adding sweet, fruity, tropical profiles

Genetic Ratio / Classification

• Approx. 60% Indica / 40% Sativa
• Classified as Indica-dominant hybrid

Inherited Traits / Breeding Notes

• Grease Monkey: resin-heavy buds, sedative body effect, earthy/diesel aroma
• Runtz: sweet, fruity, candy-like notes, uplifting cerebral onset
• Combines hard-hitting potency with complex flavor

Terpene Profile

Dominant Terpenes

• Caryophyllene: spicy, peppery, contributes to body relaxation
• Limonene: citrus brightness, mood uplift
• Myrcene: earthy, musky depth; enhances relaxation

Supporting Terpenes

• Humulene, Terpinolene, and other minor terpenes depending on phenotype

Aroma & Influence

• Aroma: diesel/fuel/skunk base with sour citrus, earthy, spicy, and subtle sweet floral notes
• Flavor: inhale brings diesel, earthy, and sour tones; exhale highlights citrus, sweet, and mild spice
• Terpene interplay produces both pungent and fruity layers in the experience

Cannabinoid Content & Effects

Typical Cannabinoid Levels

• THC: ~20–30% (lab sample example: THCA 21.06%, converted THC 18.76%)
• CBD: <1% (trace amounts)
• Minor cannabinoids: CBG and others may appear in trace amounts

Overview of the High / Experience

• Initial: uplifting, euphoric, creative, cerebral energy
• Later: strong body stone, deep physical relaxation, sedative effect
• Common side effects include dry mouth, dry eyes, dizziness in higher doses

Positive Effects

• Euphoric uplift
• Creative stimulation
• Deep physical relaxation
• Appetite increase

Negative Effects / Side Effects

• Dry mouth and eyes
• Sedation / couch-lock
• Possible dizziness
• Anxiety in sensitive users

Medical Uses / Therapeutic Applications

Reported benefits include:

• Stress relief
• Anxiety reduction (for some users)
• Pain or muscle tension relief
• Appetite stimulation
• Mood improvement

Recreational Uses / Best Settings

• Evening or late-day sessions after onset of body stone
• Relaxed social settings, watching movies, lounging
• Creative or introspective activities
• Ideal for those seeking high potency with complex flavors

Additional Information

Cultivation / Flowering

• Flowering time: ~9 weeks
• Outdoors harvest: late September to early October
• Medium-height plants with dense, resinous buds
• Strong trichome production; proper humidity and airflow management is critical to prevent mold

Community Notes

• “Taste was great diesel Slapz — hits you right in the face with citrus and candyish gas notes.” – Reddit
• “Color and terp profile of Runtz with the added vigor of Grease Monkey.” – Reddit
• Reports of high yield and strong effects when grown under optimal conditions

Product Details

SKU: N/A
Price: 350 THB per gram
Category: Flower
Availability:out of stock
Tags: Indica-Dominant, Hybrid, Diesel, Sweet, Fruity, Sedative, Euphoric, Couch-Lock, Exotic Genetix

Conclusion

Slapz is a 60% Indica / 40% Sativa hybrid from Exotic Genetix (Grease Monkey × Runtz), delivering a fast, “slap-you” cerebral onset followed by deep physical sedation.
Its diesel, citrus, earthy, and sweet flavors make it a flavorful choice for evening relaxation, stress relief, or creative sessions. THC levels of 20–30% ensure a potent experience, while side effects are typical of high-THC Indica-leaning hybrids: dry mouth, dry eyes, and possible couch-lock.